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A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer
Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning
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A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .
Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!
Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!
Trumps nickname when he gets too drunk.
yea, he's right orange seltzer is trumps drunk nickname.
A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal
Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !