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Solicting homosexual sex in a public men's room.
The hetrosexual bodybuilder stepped on the gay guy's hand when he attempted a Senator Craig at the Reno-Tahoe Airport men's room.
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A Senator
Rick Scott is a Senator-Elect in the great state of Florida. Therefore, he is a Senator.
A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:
1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.
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It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.
Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally
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The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.
Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.
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The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.
Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?
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The Ottawa Senators are the absolute best team in the NHL. The line of Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, and Dany Heatley is the sickest line in the NHL. With their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad-ass goaltending in Dominik Hasek, the Senators will win the Stanley Cup.
Jim: Did you see that dank-ass move that Dany Heatley pulled? It was totally sick.
Chris: Hell yeah I saw that shit. The whole team is just too bad ass. I feel bad for Toronto fans....the Leafs suck donkey nuts when compared to the Ottawa Senators.
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