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Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead
Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!
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When all else fails. Blame the Sergeants.
Phrase only makes sense when using the abbreviated form of Sergeants.
Marine 1: "What do you mean my pay is messed up and I am not going to be able to buy groceries or pay my bills? Whose fault is this?"
Marine 2: "I blame Sergeants"
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A john sergeant is someone who is kept in a competition by people (the audience) voting in for them even when they are the worst person there.
Person 1: wow did you see that contest last night
person 2: yea i no that guy who won he was so shit
person 1: yea what a John Sergeant
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title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.
Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!
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A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above sergeant (Army/Marine Corps) or above senior airman (Air Force) and below sergeant first class (Army), gunnery sergeant (Marine Corps), or technical sergeant (Air Force).
Mike was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps.
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A steroid inducing rage-a-holic that has a quaint fear of children. Haights will most likely be seen in the gym "improving" their phsyical fitness. Although they'll deny it, their time in the gym can last for hours or even days in one sitting.
Be cautious when approaching a Haight, they're emotionally unstable when they haven't had their daily dose of "vitamins"
Sergeant Haight - "I just got back from the gym, gotta keep these guns clean."
Me - "Do you ever go anywhere else besides the gym?"
Sergeant Haight - "When I walk into GNC, they have a bag of pills sitting on the counter for me."
Me - "riiight..."
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The men and women who forge civilians into soldiers. These Drill Sergeants demand respect and will teach you how to become a soldier over several weeks of difficult training. You’ll hate them, but they aren’t here to be your friend.
Good luck future soldiers of America and remember, the Drill Sergeants will make you a soldier.
These Drill Sergeants will forge you into a soldier capable of defeating any enemy on the battlefield.
From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.
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