What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.
"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.
"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"
A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seuss’ publisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books.
That dude is a total Seuss Snowflake. He’s so out of his gourd, he’s comparing Cardi B to Dr Seuss.