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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.
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One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.
"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"
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sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
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The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
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a. some good hard-core fuckin.
b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.
James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!
Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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