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“Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children”
“Is he a registered sex offender”
“Yes”
A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
A person that illegally has sex with people
Person one: Haven't you heard that the guy next door is a sex offender?
Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.
A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
Whoa! No way it's my Sex Offender next door neighbor