to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching
Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!
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a terd trained in the art of counterfiting
DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!
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champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)
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1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.
1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.
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A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3
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When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…
•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her
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