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The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole
Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick
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a name given to a select few young women that come from Shanghai, China. Usually fashionably dressed, but extremely demanding and very high maintenance. Can often be seen in shopping malls in Shanghai in areas such as Nanjing Road, Huai Hai Road or Xujiahui. Usually accompanied by a tired-looking boyfriend who has spent all his money on her.
'Oh man, Cherry is definitely very hot, but she's a total Shanghai Princess. She'll spend all your salary in Gan Hui Plaza for sure'.
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For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
Prior to engaging to copulation, suggest to your prospective partner that she knots her hair using two crossed chopsticks. Upon entry into the vaginal canal from the rear (doggie style), and just before the moment of climax, the man removes the penis from the vagina, and inserts into the anus, uninvited, whilst taking control of the the chopsticks. At the moment climax, the man grips the chopsticks, and buries them into the scalp of the female recipient, thus leading to a blood-curling scream. (and perhaps blood from the anus, who knows?) After this EXTREME moment, reach into your dresser drawer and pull out a fortune cookie, and proceed to read the fortune to her.
Roommate 1: "Bro, I just heard some girl give out the loudest scream from your room. Is everything okay?"
Giver of the Shanghai Screamer: "Yea. That bitch be dead. I just gave her a Shanghai Screamer. Peace out, beezy."
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A sexual move where the woman is on top and can bring a guy off by just tensing and relaxing her pussy muscles
Shanghai Kiss: much like when your chick has a cold and coughs when she is riding you but more often, usually requires practise or a very toned partner.
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Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
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A human turd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere BUT a toilet.
The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.
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