Shid and Cum

Shidding and cumming is as it sounds, with shid being poop and cum being peepee milky. You shid and cum your pants when you are surprised, devastated, or gay.

Holy shit! I just shid and cum my pant. Ahhhh

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shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

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shid truck

a green 93 ford ranger owned by teh shid that owns everthing and looks like its gonna fall apart but could rock anything in its way.

the transmission fell out of shid truck today, i just kept driving without it.

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Shid-Bomb

When you leave a wet shit in someone else’s toilet and cover it with toilet paper so when they flush it later it makes a poop cloud that smells terrible.

I so wanna wanna Shid-Bomb to nerd’s house right now

shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”

Lightly shidded

Used to describe the severity of a "shidded clothing". If the shid severity is light you would use lightly shidded, if not just use shidded.

"I'm selling a pair of lightly shidded pants"

"All my clothes are lightly shidded"

Shid

An amalgamation of the two words "shit" an "lid". Used to describe a head of hair, or lid, of epicly disgusting proportions. Most probably a badly dyed blond hair cut like the hairdresser was a one-armed chimpanzee with no depth perception.

Usually found heard by 1st XV players dicking on the new guy who needs a word limit so he can't talk during training.

"mate, that is one bad shid"
"a shid?"
"a shit lid"
"fair"

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