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One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!
A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
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1) To move an object to another location.
2) A key on a computer or typewriter keyboard.
1) He shifted the boxes to the other warehouse.
2) My shift key is broken.
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When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.
"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"
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Where people think lucid dreaming is going to a new reality and want to be quirky.
Shifting:
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."
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The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".
"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"
Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter
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