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Slang for masturbation
I had that shipwrecked feeling, hands on the mast and semen (seamen) all around me
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when a guy shaves off his pubes on a girls stomach than proceeds to cum on the hair
do the Egyption Shipwreck to me baby
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Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"
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My son had a shipwreck in booger bay, so I wiped his nose with a tissue.
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Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit
Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:
Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
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1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.
2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.
Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.
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A person who is worse off than a trainwreck, because of the emo booty shipwreckship which is so hot.
That bitch is a straight up shipwreck! I need to get with her now, tonight!