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drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!

I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!

by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004

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Shit Bag Beatdown

After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.

The Hot-Carl wasn't enough for Lisa, so I gave her the Shit Bag Beatdown.

by Timothy Francis September 14, 2005

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shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man May 3, 2018


Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

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the dual shit bag

this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's

last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.

by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009

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Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009

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Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.

Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker

by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018

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