You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

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Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.

The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

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Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

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Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"

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shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.

Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?

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quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

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