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Shit cunt slag

Not only a cunt, but the lowest cunt possible, plus being a slag! Either in terms of a provocative woman or some runabout or joey!

Yeh that bitch was down the club the other week, probably fucked the whole street. The shit cunt slag!

The geezer is just some fucking joey, he’s a shit cunt slag!

by TommiPat November 10, 2021


mongrel shit cunt

term of abuse for anybody who pisses you off for whatever reason, to be a mongrel shit cunt is to be the lowest of the low

whilst out driving the other day a a bus driver pulled right out in front of me without indicating, as i sped past i shouted out of the window loudly , You fucking mongrel shit cunt

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

40πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:

"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.

by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010

23πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


old shit cunt

the old people we work with

Tony is a old shit cunt

by young-shit_cunt October 3, 2010

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

Phrase: To be surrounded by a group of people who are all of the lowest quality and whom all deserve a seriously incurable rash of the cock and/or vag region. .

E.g. What happened to you at the pub the other night? Oh bro - I left real early as I found myself surrounded by a clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

by Dsinna October 28, 2020


shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

by sketchy June 16, 2015


Biggest Shit Cunt

Ori is the biggest shit cunt he dribbles diarrhea out from his big fagina. Aka Poo Vag

Ori the lacky is dribbling again fuck he dribbles some shit out his big fagina. He is the biggest shit cunt out.

by THEHORSEOFCOURSE July 21, 2013