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A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
A term that misanthropists use to describe the horrible and pathetic world they inhabit. Also known as Earth. In case you didn't know, #3 corresponds to the number of the planet we are away from our sun.
Two people at a table together.
Jim: Hey Bob, why the long face? :(
Bob: I live on shitball #3, why else?
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Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.
That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.
usually used to express great suprize or something completely and utterly scary as hell. Or a ball like shape made of shit, crap, or something disgusting.
Tony: OH SHITBALLS!!!!
Fred: What's wrong?
Tony: I forgot my homework
or
Tony: Dude, its Eric
Fred: Don't talk to him!
Tony: Why, what's wrong!?
Fred: I heard that he goes crazy and throws his own shitballs at people.
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whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
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a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy
i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face
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N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!
Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
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