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Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!

Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!

by Tom Casey December 30, 2003


Shitcunt

An individual that no one likes, usually tells lies and stabs people in the back.

Vladimir Putin is a total shitcunt

by Mi5 Surveillance Team 6 February 26, 2022


Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.

Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

by June 08, 2025


Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.

Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.

by June 08, 2025


ShitCunt

About 90% of population that use internet dating

There are so many stuck up shallow people on these online dating sites and yet most of them look less attractive then a toad, Fuck those shitcunts I'm finding love the old fashion way, offline!

by GI JAM May 06, 2019


shitcunt

The word you call hectic and crazy people

*Man jumps off a cliff*

"Ur a shitcunt!!!!!"

by Shitcunts February 15, 2016


Shitcunt

The most abhorrent of all cunts is the shitcunt. The cunt of all cunts one might say!

What a fucking shit thing to do; that Rev is a complete & utter shitcunt.

by Read it & weep August 07, 2019