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What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
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A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.
Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick
1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".
1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!
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Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.
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WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.
THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??
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An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.
HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!
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the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.
Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.
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