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1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.
1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.
2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!
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1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.
2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."
2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."
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Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.
Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.
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A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking
Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."
Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
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When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
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Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.
What shitfucky weather.
That kid is such a shitfuck.
That trip was the shitfuck.
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