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A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.
Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.
Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...
V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)
"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
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The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .
Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
Shitkickers are what half of the population of guys in miffco wear in a daily basis with their black and red flannel and the baseball cap on and a fish hood on the bills
#ranger rick with his shitkickers on
A U-Turn
Bill - we missed our turn we gotta take a shitkicker
Joe - you damn right we do
A blue collar contractor. A badass. An industrial cowboy. Once described as people of low status for doing dirty jobs when they used to pay low wages, it's since had a renaissance to describe someone who works in high paying industrial jobs that don't give a fuck and can rig anything together to get the job done. A person who isn't afraid to kick the "shit".
I'm a shitkicker industrial cowboy brother, my mind is free of worries because I'm bout to whip this thang around and get paid