When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh
Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm
A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
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When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.
I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.
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A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.
That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.
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An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.
Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
A game played when you invite three girls / guys that are interested in you to the same event. Make sure that at least one of them is crazy. Get them all to interact, then watch the show.
Person 1: "Do you realize that three of your exes are coming to the party to see you?"
Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"
Person 1: "Get it."
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A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.
A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's