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The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.
Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!
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nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.
When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.
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1. used to show extreme excitement.
1. Guy 1. "Dude you ready to smoke that bong tonight?"
Guy 2. "Shit son, I'm shittin nickles!"
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When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.
"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."
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A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.
"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"
Being well off financially.
Since I hit the lotto we've been shittin' in high cotton.
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"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"
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