when you want to say sexy but you also want to be PG so you say shmexy instead
girl1: oh my gawsh you look so shmexy today
girl2: well thank you
teacher/adult: thanks for keeping it PG kiddos
A person that is very hot and very very sexy looking.
Tom Holland and Fat Guy are extremely shmexy
Sexy but trying to to say sexy so you don’t sound weird so you say shmexy, a good alternative
Man: Hey girl, you’re shmexy.
Woman: Shut the fuck up, you say that I’m shmexy everyday.
Someone that is a mix of sexy, cool and is generally a quiet person.
Only attractive to very specific people.
My cousin wants your grandmas coochie, she's pretty shmexy.
Someone who is shmexy is someone that is so God-like in appearance that they can be compared to Shrek.
That chick is thicc and shmexy.