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Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
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shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.
"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"
a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck
You homeschooled shmuck!
Someone who doesn't know how to cook.
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
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Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
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