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When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah
"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)
"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."
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The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.
I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox
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A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.
Dad has an italian shoebox
The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it
I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox
When two people are spelunking each other (see Spelunking)
"Im not kidding, my mom caught us shoeboxing."
"Im going over to their house tonight, im hoping to shoebox xD"
A very peculiar insult. It is typically used to describe that the person, that it is being said to, is stupid and/or ugly.
Get over here, you Discombobulated Shoebox.
Similar to being in the closet; Someone who is in the closet about their foot fetish
Mike: ....Hell no i don’t suck toes, that’s disgusting
Mike’s gf: You damn liar, you sucked my toes last night. Stop being in the shoebox