Shopping

Covertly: to meet with a lover for a sexual rendezvous. Usually spoken by the wife to the husband.

Honey, I'm going shopping this afternoon...I'll be back by six.

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Shop

Place where pictures go to have as many penises photoshopped on them as possible. Usually the shop is open.

Hey Pauly Dangerously I need some cocks added to this picture of someone you don't know. Is the Shop Open?

Shopping

Shopping is the incomparable feeling of joy when buying something completely useless that you're only gonna wear once.

person: "that's a cute top!"
another human being: "thanks I went shopping yesterday."

Shopping

Buying a whole lot of shit you don’t really need

Today I went shopping at the mall.

shopping

the best activity ever invented. depending on the store you can get some great stuff. the prices of the stuff varies. you can buy clothes, makeup, cars, groceries, accesories, furniture etc!

i went shopping today and got some really cute outfits!

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The Shop

Noun. Barber or Beauty Shop where everything goes down or is discussed on the West Side of a city.

I need a fly cut, so Imma swing by The Shop before I kick it to the crib to chill for a minute.

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shop

To "borrow" permanently from a sibling. Derived from the appearance of a sibling strolling through your closet or CD/DVD collection, looking at all the merchandise, placing selected items into their virtual shopping cart, saying "hey, can I borrow this shirt, your Abbey Road CD, and The Matrix?", and never returning any of the items, causing you to eventually steal back all your stuff next Thanksgiving.

"Hey hon, let's watch The Matrix tonight."

"We can't."

"Why?"

"Because my brother shopped for it about six months ago."

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