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The Show is an age old performance. It has been performed by many talented gladiators over the years. The first occurrence of the show was in a blue Nissan Quest minivan, when a young boy, confused by one of his body's natural reactions, decided to make his member dance.
Every time this boy would have this reaction, he would scream "SHOW", and reveal his pantsfull. Many would try to to mimic this incredibly mesmerizing performance, but non would succeed. Only the original show master would be successful.
Only his bonerific talents will bring crowds to watch the show.
"Yesterday in the car this guy did the nastiest thing ever!"
"No way, what did he do?"
"He whipped it out, started screaming 'It's The Show!', and flexed his penis all over the place!"
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a Chinese internet slang equivalent to βζΆζΆε³β meaning literally "stop emitting your odor", used to criticize people who's being overly dramatic in one's actions or speech in the public/online. You can use "show show way/ζΆζΆε³" to ask those people to behave more appropriately.
-If only I could become Miss Diana's pet puppy...
-Show show way!
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past tense of show
"He showed her how to hook up the stereo"
Guy 1: Can i see a photo of your hot friend
Guy 2: I already showed her picture to you
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A part game show, part talk show, hosted by Homestar Runner.
BUZZ! "Oh, I'm sowwy. The cowwect answew... was 'e-mail'."
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one who proclaims a particular ethic or commitment yet whose choices and behavior patterns prove otherwise. Similar in type to a hypocrite, "no-show" labels someone as untrustworthy, unstable and purposefully two-faced.
"He professes to be such a Chrisitan yet he is a no-show to his family and friends and only thinks of himself."
"Mr. Jones gives a ton of money and time to charity but is a no-show to his wife, his kids and his church."
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1) n. A termed used by mothers (AND ONLY MOTHERS) that means "Movies". Another example of a word that can be used my mothers only is "TarjΓ©" which means "Target".
2) n. Also that thing that Homestar has where a constant can win a new store that mysteriously looks like the car used in the show "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque Too?"
Mom: Are you going to the show on your date?
Son: *sigh* It's called the movies mom. Geeze.
Homestar: But if you guess correctly, you'll win... A NEW STORE!!! *Price is Right music plays"
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Noun.
The unfortunate event where a person is showing off (Ex: their money, life, face, etc.) so much that their repertoire could amass that of an actual show.
Oh look, Ramon is having another show-off-show today! He just sent me a picture of his Maserati at yet another angle!