Shwasted

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!