Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.
Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...
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To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)
this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!
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someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.
dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.
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A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.
Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."
Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.
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A Joystick
lolol i hunterz you down with my sidewinder kekekekekeke zerg rush
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When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.
Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
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Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.
That is why it is called a sidewinder.
Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.
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