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1. A pussy-cake of a lion. Compared to his great, badass, alpha, and manly Mufasa, he is a weak ass with queer voice who loses to a starved and malnutrition-ed lioness in a fight.
2. A word to describe a pussy-male.
3. Word you say with satisfaction to a woman after rubbing your jizz on her forehead with your index and middle finger.
1. Guy #1: Dude, isn't Simba a total bitch of a lion?
Guy#2: Yeah man, just compare The Lion King's Mufasa and Lion King 2's Simba, Mufasa reeks alpha-manliness while Simba talks like a queer while losing fight to a woman.
2. Wow look at Alex losing a fight to a girl, what a Simba.
3. Ahhhh.... Siiiiiimmmbaaaaa....
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when you finger a girl that is on her period then you take your bloody finger and rub it on her forhead and say simba
so i was fingering my girlfriend last night, and when i pulled my hand out it was bloody so i gave her a simba
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A tounge in cheek term used to recognize compulsive lying.
liarassholedouchebag
This guy is a total Simba. He's the lyin' king.
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After inserting the middle finger into your partner's anus, you swipe it across their forehead saying, "Simba," in a deep voice marking their forehead.
"Dude... I gave her a Simba last night,"
"What's that,"
"Look it up!"
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When your have sex with your girl on her period and you stick your thumb in her bloody vagina and wipe it on her forehead in a shape of a u and say simba slowy as you wipe
My girl got mad at me last night when I gave her the simba.
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After intercourse when you cum all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba"
After I was done making her pussy bleed I shot a load onto her tits then took some and gave her a simba.
Somewhat bum like dartplayer from the Netherlands. Uses his pony tail to clean ashtrays in the local bar.
See the above.
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