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Someone who frequently fucks up and refuses to claim responsibility for their actions. A skeeze is often clumsy, ill-tempered, and will always leap at the opportunity to pass the title of skeeze on to someone else who fucks up (but will always fail in doing so because a skeeze usually fucks up seconds later).
Hey, you just spilled beer on me you skeeze!
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1. A person, almost always a woman, who enjoys the slutty side of life and makes sure other people notice. She generally goes after men who are hotter than her, so is always a nuisance at parties or in bars. She has no self-respect.
2. A combination of a sleaze and a skank.
1. This skeeze was all over me last night at the bar, she was so disgusting!
-Yeah man, I hate when a skeeze tries to get all up in my grill.
2. I don't know whether to call her a skank or a sleaze.
-oh, you mean a skeeze?
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Scale, usually used for selling weed
- Yo this doesn't look like an eighth.
- Man, I'll skeez it in front of you.
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A word combining skiing and steezy, steezyness and being steezy all in one definition/word. Skiing to be done with style and ease.
For even more effect on skeezing, go skiing without poles.
Or even more awesomeness to the word, and buttery with your sentence.
Tom Wallisch = Skier of skeezing. 'Nuff said broskis.
Dude lets go do some skeezing up at park city and do some buttery skeezy switch lincolns." "Fo sho broski, no poles though.
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asking someone out without knowing them very well, scaring Jade, being a perverted creep.
Dylan, stay away from me ur skeezing me out!
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transitive verb: to aggressively solicit intercourse by way of suggestive speech. Often associated with pedophilia and fraternity brothers.
Did you hear john skeeze on jane?
Yes. He said, "Do you like ponies, little girl? Cause I've got a throbbing stallion for you to ride." SKEEZE
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Skeez (Skeezix): Simply the most awesome person you know. see pimp
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