skrunk

crazy drunk with a scary twist

Thug #1-Dude, you gettin crunk tonight?
Thug #2-Naw dude, I'm gettin skrunk!

Skrunk

A combination of the words - Squinting & Runka - (Swedish for Masturbate). Used to describe the activity of masturbating in public, incognito, while pretending to be asleep.

Often performed in a hunched position while staring directly at your prey. Common in Eastern Europe (specifically Bulgaria)

Hey you! Are you Skrunking right now?

Naaaa dawg, I'm just sleeping.

Skrunk

Verb: The act of ***** *** ******** ** **** ********* **** ********* **** ****** **** *** *** ** ***** ****

Present tense: I love to Skrunk.

Past tense: My uncle Skrunked in my Zorbhole