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A hell like prison that causes you to have an addiction to grinding
Person 1: what are you playing?
Person 2: Hypixel skyblock
person 1: what exactly are you doing
person 2: waiting for Simon hypixel to fuck me in the ass
a game exclusively played by individuals with no fathers. to quote far cry 3, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. i think that summarises skyblock pretty well.
"hey you know gary"
"yeah"
"i heard hes a hypixel skyblock player now"
"fatherless"
A game where you are either gay or homophobic.
"Hypixel skyblock is a flawless game with no dupes bugs or glitches" (no one ever)
Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole
Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go