Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning

Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!

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Sleep

sleep
/slēp/
noun
1. A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Humans need sleep not only for physical heath but also mental health.

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sleep

something i cant get.
the physical state of unconciousness for the body to recover from its daily activities.
something clearly overlooked for INSOMNIACS like me.
all of you that can get the 's' word ...make the most of it cos you'll never understand the frustration of being totally wiped and not being able to fall asleep

im an insomniac. all the definitions iv made on urbandictionary have been made past 1 in the morning....at the moment its 22 minutes past 5 in the morning. *sigh* and im knackered.

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sleep

the fucking best thing ever. Just don't go to sleep while driving, thinking, drinking, living, existing, knowing, or taking candy from any children.

Sleepy dude 1: I want to go to bed!
Parent: Eat your 'shrooms first!

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The Sleeping

Quite possibly one of the best bands to ever exist on planet earth. With voices so smooth, they'll conquere a decade , and with beats so amazing, they'll knock your socks off. If you do not know who they are, check them out. Now.

Kayla: "Hey, have you ever heard of The Sleeping?"
Tom: "No, are they good?"
Kayla: "Only one of the most amazing bands ever!"
Tom: "Oh ok, well i'm off to check them out on myspace!"

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sleep

to be oblivious to something/someone, especially when that said thing has huge potential or understated value

"Y'all sleep on the Detroit Pistons! They're taking it all the way this year"
"Please stop sleeping on Ski Mask, he's gonna be a XXL freshman this year"

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sleep

When you close your eyes and shut the f**k up!

Girl:whats your definition of sleep?
Boy: when you close your eyes, and shut the f**k up!

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