A small young girl with an answer to everything
I asked "slicker-doodle" how a hole was kicked in the wall. She replied,"must of be a mouse in the wall"
A stupid city boy who does not know how to the following:
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work
A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid
'A city slciker walks into a bar with his cowboy hat and boots, but he doesnt fool anyone because everyone can tell the difference by the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he wears his hat, and the fiasco is really over when he pulls out his cell phone!
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A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.
"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.
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Human fecal matter deposited in the woods/country.
There're no toilets... you're gonna have to drop a city-slicker.
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Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.
βDid you see that guy Cooper in LP heβs such a city slicker.β
βOh my god Cooper is the biggest city slicker I know.β
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Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.
Country Dude: Hey there!
City Slicker: Oh hey I love coachella and starbucks!!!!
*Country Dude grabs shotgun and shots said city slicker in the face*
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The act of farting into a females vagina while having intercourse
Man, I had to fart so bad while doing her last night, i just turned around, lined up, and gave her the ol' Hungarian City Slicker
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