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Fuckin slippy G lost liverpool some games on his worst days, but man he was amazing
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The act of a girl tightening her vaginal muscles on command as you're ejaculating; giving you the most intense orgasm you'll ever experience in your life. Then she ghost you leaving you psychologically scarred.
Bro a month ago, this girl I met hit me with the Grippy Slippy. I haven't been the same since.
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Blarney King. Husband of Blarney Girl.
Guy 1: I heard DJ Slippy is gonna be at the Blarney tonight.
Guy 2: Guess we arent getting any puss tonight
A song by the band Underworld from 1996. Used in the 'Trainspotting' (1996) soudn track. Usually refers to a person under the influence of drugs.
That crackhead was born slippy.
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A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion
Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.
Hey, Michael and I went out last night and banged the fuck out of some slippy women, too bad about that wart, though.
Slippy 9ths becomes official when the 8th man, who has sexual relations with a woman, who has had previous sex with 7 other men, back to back, leaves the area in which he and the woman had sex. The 9th man thereby enters said area, unaware of any natural residue or biological leavings on floor of said area, and begins to slip and slip and slip. The world record for most time slipping in one slip is three (3) hours and fifty-two (52) minutes.
"Man, I walked into the room right after the 8th guy, Todd, walked out, making me the 9th guy. So, as I walked into the room to fuck this broad, I just lost all my footing and began slipping. No one warned me about the natural residue or biological leavings that remained on the floor! I didn't break the record, but I was going for a good ten minutes. Luckily, when the slip ended I landed on the bed. I then proceeded to fuck this sloppy fish of a chick. Therefore, I became the Slippy 9ths of the day."