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When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)
"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."
A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.
See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney
The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.
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The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope
Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect
When paparazzi and the media selectively use negative photos and/or stories of celebrities in an effort to manipulate public opinion of that celebrity.
Lisa: Oh my god, can you believe that Papp Smear of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on vacation in Hawaii?
Allison: Ooh, that’s gross!
Lisa: No, I mean the photos that showed supposedly how fat her butt was, when she’s really a size 2?
Allison: Oh yeah. That was pretty obnoxious of the paparazzi and TMZ, but typical.
when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.
"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"
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When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie
Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl
usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.
The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.
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