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A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
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a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.
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To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.
Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!
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A kid who is a bad at Fortnite.
Clay Smock is triggered trash.
Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.
"SMOCK-TIME!!!!!!!!!" "OH SHIT!" *running, screaming and smocking ensues*
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The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”
Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”
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A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.
“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
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