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To hit someone with your penis
STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds
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a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos
cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin
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An individual who transitions their gender to gain an unfair advantage over the opposite gender. This term originated in the gaming community, where proficient players, having reached their skill ceiling, create new accounts known as smurfs to compete against beginners and derive a sense of accomplishment from their victories.
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a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.
Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!
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a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present
The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf
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another term for Blue balls.
My smurfs are killing me, baby you gotta give me head to relief the pain.
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Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.
That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.
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