dirty snacker

This occurs when two gay guys go to KFC and purchase a buffalo snacker. One of the fags puts his cock through the snacker and the other fag nibbles the snacker off around the tip.

Hey Bubba, did u hear about Barnsey last night? He went to KFC and got the dirty snacker.

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news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma

A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

poo snacker

Someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"

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Fish Snacker

A derogatory slang term for Prostitute.

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."

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Shit Snacker

A dog who eats poo out of the cat's litter box as a snack.

My dog Milo is a Shit Snacker.

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