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Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure
My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.
The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.
The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?
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The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.
I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me
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Snarked, variation on the word snarky.
Snarky: IMO means to be sarcastic, jokey, to tease, quick witted, etc.
I just got snarked by my best friend.
This guy totally snarked on me.
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Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.
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(n) A cigarette, in particular a marlboro red.
(v) The act of smoking said cigarette
Yo nigga you trying to snark a snark? I'm finna elevate this buzz
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A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.
Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?
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