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Snarky

Snarky proper noun: Nickname for the delivery of Amazon products arriving on your front porch whose box bears the amazon-logo smiley face, which upon closer inspection resembles more of a sneer to remind you about the overarching regret you feel for possessing the combination of traits that make said delivery so commonplace: late-night impulsiveness, general laziness, and smugness for being a Prime member.

β€œCan you grab all the shit off the porch on your way in? Looks like snarky came again”
β€œDid you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”

by Burnt_Orange January 8, 2017

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


snarky

Slang: Irritable or short-tempered.

Don't get snarky with me this early in the morning, young lady.

by Eva Gale April 29, 2005

134πŸ‘ 192πŸ‘Ž


Snarky

A word that is supposed to be searched on Google because Dane Cook told us too.

"He was so snarky with his fucking attitude. Yeah snarky, its a word, Google that shit. Google magic my friends."
Said by Dane Cook

by bluematthew97 December 12, 2008

34πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


snarky

A combination of the words snotty and shark. Usually associated with a comment that is clever, sarcastic and always mean-spirited, often delivered with feigned innocence, and an UNintended tinge of hypocrisy.
SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!"
Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.

"HAA-ha!": Nelson from the Simpsons.
At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!"
At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?"
"I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"

by glazeonglass May 24, 2008

22πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Snarky

The act where an Irestone attempts to use sarcasm and cynicism in a what he believes to be witty.

Wow, that is one snarky Irestone.

by Creepy Gnome July 21, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Snarky

Lightening the mood in the work place

Tom was bring really snarky today. Sometimes people take it the wrong way, but he is just trying to make them smile.

by panda3852 November 3, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


snarky

The ideal adjective for describing Severus Snape, of the Harry Potter series. There simply is no better way.

Snape's whole snarky attitude makes him the BEST!

by LammySees June 19, 2008

18πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž