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When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
When you're in big trouble; when you're out of options and there doesn't seem to be a solution; When you're in trouble with parents or other authorities
Oooh, you're really in DEEP SNEAKERS!
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In marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.
In human biology: That somewhat effeminate guy who is "just a friend" of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.
Guy: That Aaron guy drives me nuts - do we have to hang out with him?
Girl: Oh, Aaron? He's just a friend! Don't worry!
Aaron (in background, to self): "I'm gonna pound your girls ass the first chance I get!" Aloud: "Oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! I heard there's a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!"
Guy (to self): Damn sneaker male!
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Sneakers O'toole is very fleet of foot, thanks to his spiffy sneakers.
As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
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Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.
A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.
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A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.
Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.
A "trip-hop" band Consisting only of males. Chris Corner is the current singer, though their debut album had a female singer. They deliver their own brand of "pervert pop" (as they call it), their mix of electronic beats and acoustic/electric guitar sounds.
The Sneaker Pimps are super-cool and you should listen to them.
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