The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.
May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.
Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
Meet a girl or guy and have sex or fuck somewhere without anybody knowing
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itβs a appointment or a βlinkβ that a female or male make so that one and another can meet. no one but them supposed to know. on these βlinksβ most of the time pussy and dick is exchanged.
*texts ex while drunk*
βsneaky links? π€«β
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The Australian military art form of conducting an undetected pack march in order to get jack rations during the middle of the night.
Private "This field training exercise sucks, I could really go for some Krispy Kreme donuts"
Lance Corporal "Lets conduct a sneaky packy to 7 Eleven to get some then"
Private "Good idea boss individual"
The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:
Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"
Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"
3 pm Friday afternoon
Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"
Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
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When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.
Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.
It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.
"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."