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The greeting of all greetings. Used when the usual "hey" or "hello" just doesn't seem appropriate.
Hey Snooch to the Nooch my friend!
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meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina
hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!
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The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.
"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching
The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.
I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.
That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.
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A exclamation used to convey that one is just kidding or not serious about the aforementioned remark, as so to not get one's ass kicked by a larger or stronger party.
I just fucked your mom in the poopie maker! Snooch to the Nooch! NEH!
Yo, I just made 39 on your girlfriend's list! Snooch to the Nooch!
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When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er