Snooch to the Nooch

The greeting of all greetings. Used when the usual "hey" or "hello" just doesn't seem appropriate.

Hey Snooch to the Nooch my friend!

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poundin the snooch

meaning a finger fucking and getting hardcore and pound your hand in there vagina

hey dave i was just poundin the snooch.Yeah man hi five!

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K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.

"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

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Snooch to the Nooch

A exclamation used to convey that one is just kidding or not serious about the aforementioned remark, as so to not get one's ass kicked by a larger or stronger party.

I just fucked your mom in the poopie maker! Snooch to the Nooch! NEH!

Yo, I just made 39 on your girlfriend's list! Snooch to the Nooch!

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snooch

The ender dragon's hot daughter

We killed the Ender Dragon! Well, let's hope snooch isn't too mad.

Snooch

A formal combination of the vagina and butthole. Both in relativity and imp
licit personality traits

“Damn Barbara, you are such a snooch”

Aka Poohgina , floose , looney goosey floosey

Vol 2.0 “(does something snoochy) What you snooches want for lunch?”