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A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.
Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.
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noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
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That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.
"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."
The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.
Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.
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When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!
Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.
Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.
Frankie: Word
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v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.
Emily has such a gorgeous body, man, I want to snooker fuck that bitch all day long.
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