ah brudda, so true so true

Used by monks in the video game Sleeping Dogs when Wei Shen tells the monks something that is supposed to sound deep but actually isn't that deep. Used to make fun of pseudo-intellectuals who think they're deep.

Pseudo-intellectual like Confucius: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Actual intellectual: ah brudda, so true so true!

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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)

B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....

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[so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean]

to have an incredible sense of style that is like no other, to look fly

OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"

Javon is lookin' so fresh 'n' so clean in those PUMA's!

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willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

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oh so squishy and so fat

Cute, likable, of a cute physical nature or appearance. Does not literally mean chubby, or anything of that nature. Fun to say, record yourself saying it and then listen to it. Do not ever say it to teachers.

Also written: ososquishyandsofat
Pronounced: o-so-squishy-nd-so-....FAAT

1. Cat: Meeeow?
Me: You are oh so squishy and so fat

2. cat tries to jump thru my bedroom window, not realising glass is impenetrable, a solid mass
Me: to self Oh so squishy and so fat.

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The moon is so far, yet so close

We might be far away from each other, but I still love you.

Do you still love him?
“The moon is so far, yet so close”

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

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