The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.
Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
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something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"
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A derogatory term for boring people.
*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
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1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real
2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body
3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover
I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI
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Transition into sobriety
My soberization was long and grueling.
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The useless waste between when u wake up and noon
I was sober once. Thatβs why I donβt wake up till noon.
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not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy
Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.
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