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The act of vigorously and/or animatedly masturbating with a sock snugly wrapped around one's penis.
A: Dude, where did all of my socks go?
B: Sorry bro, I had to take a few because I was socking so hard last night.
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something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.
Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.
Dude, wool socks are bad news.
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To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.
Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
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a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet
He has about 3 socks on this board.
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The name a non-binary person will give to anything including themselves
Whos that?
Oh that's socks.
Wha-
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"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"
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