a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
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a game played by lesbians and only lesbians
oh hey my arm is really stiff from hitting those fly-balls in softball today can you work it for me?
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National game of the lesbian nation
lesbos play softball
once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual
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A sport that is only played by goddesses (females) and was created to show boys how itβs done
*baseball is created*
*everybody loves baseball*
*softball is created*
*everybody loves softball*
Girls : *fistbumb
Boys : *cry
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Softball is another way of saying insecure, spoiled brat.
Oh that girl totally plays softball
OMG look it's a softball girl
She definitely plays softball.
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Much like baseball only overhand pictching becomes underhand, and men become fat lesbians.
Amy meet Amanda playing softball and they have been dating eversince.
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