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idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for "blowing sunshine up the ass," or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).
CEO: "I know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. I am satisfied that our jobs are secure..." Worker #1: "Do you believe Mr. Big Boss? Whose goals and jobs is he talking about--I bet by 'ours' he mostly means the good ol' boys in the boardroom!" Worker #2: "You called it, sister! Flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs."
Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.
Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.
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A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.
-is that a solar balloon?
-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!
A YouTuber that reviews and critiques art on DeviantArt.
- Has beautiful hands
- Has an adorable voice
- Does not show his face
- Does awesome pixel art
- Deserves all the love, affection, warmth and happiness in the world
- Does pretty harsh critiques
- Has a younger brother
- Hates weird fetishes
- Possibly a furry (ships Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde)
- Has an adorable laugh
Hater: You're so mean to the artists! I hate you!
Solar: meh, I don't really ca-
Fans: FSHLKHSIDLSKDHSU HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOLAR SANDS
An attention whore.
When someone needs all the spotlight on themselves in order to feel good.
Why does Jack always steal the spotlight from everyone? It's like he's solar powered.
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cleanest alternative to fossil fuels with zero emissions but not yet commercially viable to be applied on a widescale. High capital outlay needed, maintenance is cheap or minimal. More research required as to efficient batteries that can store solar power during overcast days. The power of the future! Bye bye oil.
Solar power = fresh air, no greenhouse effects, no nasties
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